Break Down

Breaking down someone people have called the greatest quarterback of all.

Not even close.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

How did Peyton Manning get injured? Exclusive story inside!

Peyton Manning is injured, we all know it, but HOW did he get injured? It is a great question that I've yet to hear answered, until now. From myself.

Manning, in his 208 consecutive starts, has been sacked 231 times. An average of 1.11 per game. The MOST he has ever sacked in a season was 29 back in 2001. His sack numbers have been in the teens or lower (10 in 2009) eight of the past nine seasons. He doesn't get sacked and he doesn't get hit that much, mostly because defensive players know if Manning is touched, a flag will be thrown (right, Eagle fans?)

The answer to the great Peyton Manning injury is...
Playoffchokeitis!

This rare disease is a problem that has claimed many victims. Lebron James, Brett Favre, Tony Romo, and Alex Rodriguez. Manning's disease manifested in his neck due to his propensity to throw big-game interceptions. Here are just a few pictures of this.

   

 

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